physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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