remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Princesses don't give blow jobs
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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