Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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