I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I need help removing her.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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