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• (772): View more from Florida

  you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.

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  But happy liver failure. That's what counts.

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• (631): View more from New York

  She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat

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  I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.

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• (818): View more from California

  My lighter is stuck in my beard.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.

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  You always say the most romantic things

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