Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.

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(718): View more from New York

Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.

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(913): View more from Kansas

You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .

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(434): View more from Virginia

This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.

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(949): View more from California

Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.

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