I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
bring money and cleavage
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be