sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
