This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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