I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just tell him i said nine months
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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