Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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