dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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