Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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