Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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