But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize
