I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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