So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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