ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
