I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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