pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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