My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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