i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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