Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
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so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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