i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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