Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
