it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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