Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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