That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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