Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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