Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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