so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
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This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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