what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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