I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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