So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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