i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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