508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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