we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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