for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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