It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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