There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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