She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
She bit a glass in half.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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