when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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