She is in my trunk
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
You smell like stripper and shame
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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