I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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