Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
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They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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