yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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