dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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