Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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