I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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