But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Randomize
