I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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