i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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