you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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