So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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