we have pet lesbian snakes
I love black thongs
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.