it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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