i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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