The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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